do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

doctorpsycho:

gurotesquegirl:

LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE

(Source: lambhoof)

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

no okay here’s the thing i have with “omG RelBOG THE CREATOR OF tUBMLRr!!!!! nO. oNe1 rUILE??!” posts that have david karp or whatever

the same people that reblog that get really fucking pissed at him whenever tumblr changes the slightest thing

i’m sensing mixed signals

so

welcome back, everyone

let’s have a show of hands of those of us who were productive

wow so tumblr definitely caught on to the whole user agent switcher shit

awesome let me just wait 10000 years for the text post thing to load good job tumblr a+

Soooo….Tumblr’s messed with their html coding again and it looks like when making posts, there’s no bold, italic, link, ect to add if you’re using the User Agent Switcher/IE 9 fix for the old tumblr.

Does anyone have any Stylish fixes yet or something?

heylauren:

Reason why a good 75% of the things I find funny on tumblr earn me strange looks from people who don’t speak internet.

(Source: reblogallthenerdythings)

fukawatouko:

getting a split second glance at something you’ve got blacklisted before tumblr savior catches it

(Source: fukawatoukomoved)