ramida-r:

I did it again.

fuckyeahmrarmitage:

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if there’s one thing i know about russia and book covers it’s that they never fail to disappoint

i honestly don’t even know what to ask about first so here’s a list

THE FRONT:

• is that martin freeman to the left?
• no wait who the fuck is that in the front? kili? did his head slip into a woodchipper? lose a fight with a sword? lose a bet with nori? 
• either way it looks like kili’s and ori’s clothes had a lovechild
• we’ve got what looks like fili and no-hawk nori just chillin in the background
• but wAIT WHO’S BEHIND THEM I LEGIT DON’T EVEN KNOW
• i think i’ve seen him before was he in vikings
• i think he was in vikings
• holy shit is his hAND OKAY?????

THE BACK:

• why do dwalin and thorin have matching daggers is this a marriage thing
• just some large men having a candlelit dinner no biggie
• thorin’s giant cigar looks like a finger sometimes and i imagine he’s saying “waITER”
• is that…merry and pippin in the background??? what the fuck are they laughing at
• no seriously what is so funny guys is this like that time when dom and billy were comparing dicks in the trailer
• and if you look to your right you’ll see a tall-ass gimli and….is that boromir or thranduil with a beard the world may never know

(Source: twitter.com)

friendly reminder that we will soon get to see richard armitage portray thorin's slow descent into madness :)
◥		thorin-swaggershield

THESE ARE NOT FRIENDLY REMINDERS THEY JUST MAKE ME SAD

friendly reminder that thorin's pony was named minty
◥		thorin-swaggershield

crawls away because i’d like to die now

ten bucks kili named it

If The Hobbit was set in modern times…

so i was browsing middle earth news and i stumbled across this which apparently gives some more insight on the ~infamous sexy dwarf calendar~ because we all need more temptation to break into peej’s house and find it

• it hangs in peter jackson’s bathroom
• adam brown’s picture involves chitty chitty bang bang, some roller skates, and leg warmers
• peter hambleton’s picture involves “a very large vegetable” …
• grahan mctavish’s is a parody of the “man holding a baby poster” (whatever that is, but i think i can guess) where graham’s the man and a shrunk down version of adam brown is the baby
• william kircher’s is him in a padded cell with his own prosthetic face near his crotch
• stephen hunter’s involves a large bikini/bra
• mark hadlow’s is the one he talked about in that one interview with the marilyn monroe and the steam grate thing
• richard armitage’s is him sitting on a chair the wrong way round — but facing the camera — with his head back and his hair being blown with a hair dryer
• there’s also a photo with dean o’gorman and aidan turner tango-ing and aidan dipping dean

and that is the story of how thorin disowned kili because of dwalin

oh no fili has some of the same braid bead thingies as thorin i’m