so i’m not going to the stid midnight premier tonight because i’m dumb and have school and work both tonight and tomorrow buT I JUST WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW THAT I’M WITH YOU IN SPIRIT.
1 week ago · 4 notes #obligatory star trek thumbs up who remember the gag reel #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS SHIRT MAKES MY BOOBS LOOK ENORMOUS LIKE GOD DAMN #I MEAN IT'S A SNUG FIT BUT THE PRINT JUST /DOES NOT HELP/ #SELF #haha i'm dumb but shut up print out this picture and take me with you
did i ever post that one photo of me where i actually look nice or
idfk i have 5000000 ones of me looking like a dumb asshole so whatever
still didn’t fulfill my quest of a new twitter profile pic tho god dammit do you know how hard it is to find a picture of me where i a) don’t look like a prententious fuck, or b) don’t look drunk/mentally unstable
2 months ago · 3 notes #i don't know how i look nice but it hasn't happened since :| #THIS STARTED AS A HAIR PHOTO AND I ACCIDENTALLY BLUE STEEL'D A BIT #purple hair #violet hair #self
Bonus with T-Dizzle of the House of Erebor: “Elves Are Skanky-Ass Hos and Fili and Kili, So Help Me If I Find You Cavorting Around With One”
AKA The backstory is that T-dizzle lost his beard in a rap fight against Smaug and that explains everything, doesn’t it?
So this is generally the order everything happened, in a span of around midnight to one am. I started with no beard, got bored and added a beard, gave myself a ponytail because Tumblr I love dwarves with ponytails.
Then I found some glasses and it started my own personal fanservice and went downhill from there. idfk, it turned into a brunette fili or some shit it’s two am you all shut up.
All together, it was a horrid mess of hairspray and makeup and praying no one would wake up.
Bonus-bonus captions if you click on them. i told you it got worse.
2 months ago · 5 notes #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #thorin oakenshield cosplay #dwarf cosplay #hobbit cosplay #EXCEPT NOT REALLY #WHY THE FUCK DOES ALL THIS WEIRD SHIT GO DOWN DURING SPRING BREAK WHEN I'M ALONE #SELF #COSPLAY
i like to call this one
“mothafuckin dwarves”
starring t-dizzle of the house of erebor. he lost his beard in a rap battle with smaug.
2 months ago · 8 notes #the hobbit #hobbit cosplay #thorin oakenshield #thorin oakenshield cosplay #dwarven cosplay #eXCEPT NOT HAHAHAH #self #cosplay
i aM tHORIN oAKEN SHIELLDDDDD
2 months ago · 4 notes #hAPPY MIDNGITH #I GOT BORED SOS #SELF #? #THIS IS WHY YOU ALL FOLLOW ME DON'T DENY IT #god damn if i could look manlier i would be up on that cosplay so hard
look at this kawaii fuck
2 months ago · 2 notes #here to steal ur gay fic #self #ish #idfk #i was too lazy to look up more hazel eye coloured hex codes
so if anyone knows anything about self injections they share my pain where everything is just a huge fucking mess
oops lots of blood under the cut because it’s ~stick myself with a needle time of the month where everyone thinks i do heroin~
so i know you can’t really see them, but my friend had some hipster glasses she didn’t want so heLLO NEW ACCESSORY
i juST LIKE THEM, OKAY
-will likely never wear them out of the house-
3 months ago · 3 notes #self #i'm not gonna lie i'm lookin pretty gross right about now #buT HEY JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW CMONNNN
motherfuckin ear cuffs
i’m kinda starting to look like a dwarf tho because my hair’s getting so long and i’ve doubled the amount of shiny things i wear in the past week
:|
well that didn’t turn out as clean as i would’ve hoped
