
so i think i got a good start on my term paper time for a break
midterms are in two weeks
in celebration of the last quarter, here’s a summary of everything i’ve learned and retained thanks to the school system
“Lesson One: Introduce Yourself
Share a little bit about yourself! Write one thing not many people know about you.”

operation “get this entire midterm essay done in one day” is rocking so far.
3/6 pages yes i can do this
“hey, i wrote a page of my term paper today! i’m 1/7th of the way done and i got a month left! i don’t feel like a useless piece of shit anymore!”
“what about that math test next week?”
“the wha—”
“and the midterm you have next week? why weren’t you studying instead of going to see that movie last week?”
“w-well, i mean. i’m not unprepared, i think i’m doing okay…”
“wrong. you have that big test at the end of next week too.”
“i’ve been studying in my free ti—”
“a quiz two weeks from today. you haven’t even started.”

so i got some school stuff for next semester
school’s almost here and that means
me: “oh it’s monday! the start of finals weeks okay this is my time to do the best i can so i can get an awesome grade! this won’t be like last—”
body: no i have an idea let’s fuck up your sleeping schedule and have you go on the internet and look its a cat look at the cat what a cute cat here have some feels from that new animated childrens film you know what you should do you should make fanart for it oop it’s sunday and you need a shower
