rufftoon:

dgderrick:

I worked on Rise of the Guardians for two years as a Story Artist. I enjoyed North’s bombastic attitude and his swords. Early on Gabe Hordos did a cool drawing of North drawing his swords simultaneously. While it looked cool I could see how it could be”disarming” for North- so I made this gory Christmas card. Enjoy!

*gigglesnort* I remember that one! XD

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

happy holidays, assholes.

[x]

asterush replied to your post: CONGRATS ON GETTING INTO COLEGIO AND PROVING ME WRONG!

whoa there friend

STROKE-A MY, LICK-A MY, SUCK ON MY COCK

IT’S THE FIRST TIME FOR YOU SO HERE’S WHAT YOU DO

UNZIP ME

AND STRIP ME

AND SHOW ME YOU CARE

doN’T GO RIPPIN OUT MY PUBIC HAIR

take a moment to ask

itshellarush:

is it wrong that i think my icon’s hot?

noooooooooooooooooooooo

GOOD.

YES.

I APPROVE.