#how accurate is this #it’s scary how I like it

Cosmo sex tip #254

bifrostedflake:

cosmo-sex-tips:

In the middle of sex, say ” Long live the king” then push him off the bed.

Nothing they haven’t done……

textsfromthe-avengers:

Submitted by madmoll

hiddlestonmadness:

i-am-loki-of-asgard-and-i-just:

liemunade:

Try to figure out what’s wrong with this picture.

THIS ACTUALLY SCARED ME OK? I’M SORRY

that is the coolest thing ever!

Inside this tree are two almost perfect planks. They will bend, then curve, like a woman’s body from the thighs to the back. When I split this tree I will find them. Do you think I’m joking? I joke about many things, son of Ragnar, but never about ship-building. Do you imagine ships are just dead things?

onac911:

Thor2 movie traliernow intheatrs

for vaughn ♥

textsfromthe-avengers:

Submitted by Rebecca through email

textsfromthe-avengers:

Submitted by momma-loki