omFG NO WAIT EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

ON FRIDAY WALKING BACK TO MY CAR FROM MY COLLEGE, I SAW A GUY WITH A BRAIDED BEARD

A FUCKIN

BEARD WITH A BRAID

“how the fuck did you find that” i whisper as someone reblogs something from months ago

GEORGE’S DAD DIES

ANNIE PUNCHES GEORGE

i’m going through the stages of denying i kind of sort of maybe if it’s written right ship a ship

badsharky:

nirvanic-s:

it’s like that moment when you know you shouldn’t ship something, but it just keeps screaming at you until you ship it and it breaks all the lights in your house until you pay attention to it

and suddenly it’s 2 am and you’re lying in bed thinking about what you want two characters from a children’s movie to do to each other

and then you are grossed out at first and ashamed because it’s a children’s movie and you are shipping fictional characters once again

and you aren’t sure if you’ve gone too far this time yet or not because each new ship is getting worse 

but then you like it so much you give up on trying to stop and the ship is like

got you

and then you just sit there and

well

got accepted into the school i wanted

but now that i’ve been accepted into one that’s half the cost a year, i doubt i’ll go

the programs sound really awesome at the school i’d like, but at twenty grand a year, it’s more logical to attend the cheaper school so i’m not paying thirty grand and up back after i graduate

also i’m waiting for the catch because i shouldn’t have been accepted to so many schools? is the cATCH THAT I HAVE TO SELL MY ORGANS TO GET ENOUGH MONEY TO ATTEND OR…..

p0rnstarswholooklikebbcsherlock:

this was a submission from someone who would prefer to remain anonymous and it’S SO CUTE I JUST CAN’T TEENLOCK IS GOOD

thank you, submitter

c:

-S x.

babyinanovercoat:

agentkikirogers:

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