romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a disappointment

i thINK A BIRD’S TRYING TO MAKE A NEST ON MY WINDOW OR SOME SHIT WHAT DO I DO THEY DIDN’T TEACH US THIS IN SCHOOL

so i think i broke the vacuum

…

again

why sleep in real life when i can pass out in the prancing pony

theavaricious:

nirvanic-s:

theavaricious replied to your post: yj is ending. my heart hurts.

yeah but tomorrows the airing of the last ep :C

spoilers

everyone dies

#then artemis and dick bang in a post credits scene

yeah i’m proud you’re my friend

god damn right you are

captains log stardate uhhhhh

whatever

woke up to find the house blissfully dead silent

i think everyone’s dead

what if it gets to the part where spock and kirk have their hands on the opposite sides of the glass

and we’re all ready to curse jj to the sky

but then the door opens and everything is okay and jj just wanted to fuck with us

oh. okay.

i’ve got a fast life and a slow cutting knife; i’ve been drinking at a poisoned well

no home and a bag of bones and nothing else left to sell

i know why I’m in this hell; i just don’t wanna believe

[x]

foshoitsnikki:

This part of SNL was honestly so funny and true.
“He doesn’t even hate me. So what I’m going to do is when those protestors die, I’m going to dress up the entrance to look like Heaven and dress like the big man. When they’re all high-fiving and happy I’m gonna rip off the costume and be like, “JUST KIDDING! WELCOME TO HELL!”

(Source: step-sixteen)