wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a disappointment
i thINK A BIRD’S TRYING TO MAKE A NEST ON MY WINDOW OR SOME SHIT WHAT DO I DO THEY DIDN’T TEACH US THIS IN SCHOOL

so i think i broke the vacuum
…
again

why sleep in real life when i can pass out in the prancing pony
theavaricious replied to your post: yj is ending. my heart hurts.
yeah but tomorrows the airing of the last ep :Cspoilers
everyone dies
#then artemis and dick bang in a post credits scene
yeah i’m proud you’re my friend
god damn right you are
captains log stardate uhhhhh
whatever
woke up to find the house blissfully dead silent
i think everyone’s dead
what if it gets to the part where spock and kirk have their hands on the opposite sides of the glass
and we’re all ready to curse jj to the sky
but then the door opens and everything is okay and jj just wanted to fuck with us
oh. okay.
i’ve got a fast life and a slow cutting knife; i’ve been drinking at a poisoned well
no home and a bag of bones and nothing else left to sell
i know why I’m in this hell; i just don’t wanna believe
This part of SNL was honestly so funny and true.
“He doesn’t even hate me. So what I’m going to do is when those protestors die, I’m going to dress up the entrance to look like Heaven and dress like the big man. When they’re all high-fiving and happy I’m gonna rip off the costume and be like, “JUST KIDDING! WELCOME TO HELL!”
(Source: step-sixteen)