mom: “oh hey i heard about this wicked program and it sounds really cool and it’s all your dreams come true and the graduate employment rate is 80% with national governmental organizations.”

me: “yeah but it’s out of state—”

mom: “just look it up”

me: “it says average gpa….3.8.”

THANK YOU FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP MOM

REALLY

I’VE BEEN WRITING 2011 ON ALL MY SCHOOL STUFF

ALL

YEAR

IT’S APPARENTLY FUCKING MARCH OR SOMETHING.

TODAY, I HAD TO ASK SOMEONE WHAT YEAR IT WAS. THE SOPHOMORES ALL THINK I’M FUCKING NUTS.

and now an appropriate meme

It’s over for me. It doesn’t have to be for you. 
No?
No, you can keep going.
Who says I want to? 

(Source: contrafuckingband)

YES. HI, PEOPLE WHO I HAPPEN TO LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS

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