(Source: littlemisshamish)

momunofu:

I found your street on google maps

vaspim:

they’re playing hardball now

(Source: soy-ateo-gracias-a-dios)

goldshirt-cucumberpants:

startrekmademequeer:

Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans

#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf

spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

(Source: tardisexuality)

carismine:

sounds like someones gonna get the D

(Source: vampireken)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how much does jack frost weigh

enough to break the ice

this actually isn’t even a joke or pick up line it’s a general statement he weighed enough to break the ice and drown

(Source: jaclcfrost)

wearejohnlocked:

liamdryden:

Scottish poetry

beautiful

coffeeandcastiel:

(Source: robothousecomix)

gay-undertones:

So I finally watched Lord of the Rings and