Finals Week To-Do List

thedigitalrhetoric:

1. Write a bunch
2. Study hard
3. Don’t eat real food
4. Have nervous breakdown
5. Cry
6. Procrastinate
7. Pretend like there’s nothing pressing to do
8. Stare at words until they no longer make sense
9. Forget how to make words
10. Scream obscenities at inanimate objects

I have accomplished all but two of these things.

so i think i got a good start on my term paper time for a break

in celebration of the last quarter, here’s a summary of everything i’ve learned and retained thanks to the school system

“Lesson One: Introduce Yourself

Share a little bit about yourself! Write one thing not many people know about you.”

parent: so where do you want to go to college
me: idfk wherever i can afford and get in
school: yeah but where do you want to go
me: somewhere i can afford would be nice
friends: what about somewhere hot? or cold?
me: well i'm thinking somewhere i can afford so i can be partially financially stable after school
everyone: but you're not thinking about everything!
everyone: what about the temperature
everyone: and how close you are to family and friends
everyone: and--
me: fuCK OFF

but do i really need that textbook

im

don e  

goodbye, college

i quit

so long

let’s play a game

it’s called “how long is it going to take for my fifty pound bag to break”

wow nothing like trying to knock down some of the college stress only to have someone come in and bring you more college stress