(Source: joannaharvelle)

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

happy holidays, assholes.

[x]

Because I’m Tired Of Hearing “Jingle Bells”

aka i did a thINg. 

I decided to make a Christmas Holiday compilation album for all of us non-traditionalists out there. Really, I consider myself a person of the new age, and I really think that’s reflected in these emotional words and lyrics.

ho ho hO MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AHAHAHA

Tracklist:

Hanukkah Song — Adam Sandler

Suck On My Cock — Matt Rogers

Don’t Shoot Me Santa — The Killers

Dick In A Box (Feat. Justin Timerlake) — The Lonely Island

O Holy Night — Eric Cartman

Happy Holidays, You Bastard — Blink 182

Walking ‘Round In Women’s Underwear — Bob Rivers

A Christmas Story — Snoop Dogg

DOWNLOAD

oh by the way i’m making a holiday mix for you gorgeous assholes instead of studying for my test next week

happy

uh however many days it is until christmas

merry christmas

why do some people have a fucking christmas tree already tho it’s not even december your christmas tree will fucking turn brown before christmas

merry christmas ho ho ho drag that shit outside the needles are falling everywhere

MY BATHROOM IS A PASTRY SHOP.

HASDNOFLIDFN BUT SO MUCH THANKS TO BRELLAS, WHO IS AMAZING. <3 even though it’s cupcakes and it tastes delicious because i just tried it and it’s like eating a goddamn cupcake and now i’m so conflicted

<3 The card was so nice too, I can’t even describe my emotions. THANK YOU SO MUCH. You’re really too kind. ;o;

OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE GOT ME CUPCAKE SHAMPOO THAT SMELLS REALLY GOOD AND JUST LIKE BATTER GOD DAMMIT THAT SMELLS….HORRIBLE.

AND A DIRTY FRENCH PHRASE BOOK THAT WILL COME IN HANDY LATER.

AND CUPCAKE CHAPSTICK SO I WILL NEVER LOSE IT AGAIN

SFHASNIJKFASDKFNSAK

ALL THE LOVE. <3

itsreallyrush:

EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT CHRISTMAS. I just love listening to this. Everyday.

I LOOOOOOVE SOUP~

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

 

ALWAYS.