#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
all hail the russian queen of everything, including fashion and kicking the shit out of you
also can we plz not talk about anatomy
steeeeeve what even
Because Steve Rogers WAS in the military, after all. Dude’s not going to blush at a bit of choice language.
(Also I love Natasha there. She understands these things.)
I think everyone, no matter how proper/gentle/whatever, swears like this when playing MarioKart. Because it’s MarioKart.
So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?
has it really been a whole year……..