a dyslexic man walks into a bra
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he is immediately sent to jail

what if thranduil's eyebrows get bigger when he feels threatened
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thranduil used excessive hair growth

it’s super effective

star trek wrestler au feat. dwayne "the spock" johnson
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iM GONNA PEE ALL I CAN SEE IS THE ROCK WITH A BOWL CUT

thanks to avengers whenever someone talks about black widows i just imagine a bunch of tiny natasha romanovs running around killing everything
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someone make this into a picture

spock with the hiccups
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i”M GONNA PEE MYSELF tHIS SI MY FAVOURTJIE THING

"hannigram" sounds like what you'd call a message carved into a dead body or something
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sounds about right

Is it your birthday today? If so Happy Birthday :D
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it’s definitely not my birthday as far as i know????

although if you’re looking to wish someone a happy birthday, it’s hers in 42 minutes.

when bilbo was trekkin out in the wilderness with his dwarf gang he was probably fucking starving by hobbit standards but he still went out of his way to give an apple to his pony. u go bilbo.
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aW NO I JUST GOT EMOTIONAL

you do realize that now that you work at a burger place you have literally become squidward
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I SHIT YOU NOT, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY

I HAVE BECOME SQUIDWARD

MY LIFE HAS COME FULL CIRCLE

THIS IS IT

his url is "iskirkstillalittleshit" and every day he just posts "yes"
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with the occasional embarrassing picture of kirk to use as blackmail