What your URL's anagram name?

littlemisshamish:

little-conquerors:

quiet controllers.

i

like

this

THIS SMALLISH ITEM

you are mocking me

“vicar n sin”

eheheheheh

(Source: astudyinobjection)

dredsina:

i’m ashamed of myself

(Source: berndor)

loveholic-barbie:

more like thorin fuck me in a field

(Source: misterfrodo)

the-didact:

lampsnake:

WARNING This is the VERY pornographic sound of a human male MASTURBATING

Listen at your own risk…

(Source: lampghost)

the-souffle-boy:

iminmyownworldlove:

nyxocity:

“The apocalypse was a group effort.” ~ via thecapn

#BOOM#YOUR POINT IS INVALID#ARGUMENT OVER

this is my favorite post on tumblr

Meanwhile Bobby;

When people don't know about Cara's teas...

Me: Have you tried Captain Jack? He's so tasty and warm in my tummy
Friend: I just got Clint, and OH MAN, when I opened him up, he just smelled sooo good
Me: Clint's been on my To-Do list forever!
Friend: You have to! He is so delicious and addicting!
Other friend:
Other friend:
Other friend:
Other friend:
Me: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TEA

if you doubt their love for a second i will smite you

(Source: thedianayouknow)

homework: I'll do it later
chores: I'll do it later
replying to messages: I'll do it later
sleep: I'll do it later
life: I'll do it later