niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

i just looked in the mirror and i look like a sporty goth this is what happens when i try to go places

i overheard someone on the tv laughing about benedict cumberbatch’s name and i could feel myself get a little defensive like “ey yo man let’s talk his acting too aight”

and that’s when i realised tumblr ruined me

one of the worst things about being a student and working every weekend is everyone around you is also “woW IT”s aLMOST THE WEEKEND!!!!1!!”

and you kind of just want to jump out the window

i can convert worldwide time zones like it’s nothing, but i’m still writing 2012

my list of shit i need to do isn’t getting any smaller but here i am not doing anything

i don’t apply for any financial aid

hahahaahah

so far my day’s been like this

»get up after twelve hours of mostly sleeping through the night

»play notifier of death through telephone

»go to class

»briefly camp out in a mcdonalds toilet again

favourite characters

Lori Grimes, The Walking Dead

fishpun:

evilplotting:

vwhiskers:

Okay, try and tell me they’re reading our emails now.

Wow, they sure care about their users.

tumblr is a piece of shit oh my fucking god