
i’m gonna shoot myself in the face where have these been all my life thEY’RE LITERALLY SURROUNDED BY TRIBBLES, DISABLING A KLINGON MISSILE, AND KIRK AND SPOCK ARE SHOOTING SOME FREAKY-ASS ALIENS

i’m gonna shoot myself in the face where have these been all my life thEY’RE LITERALLY SURROUNDED BY TRIBBLES, DISABLING A KLINGON MISSILE, AND KIRK AND SPOCK ARE SHOOTING SOME FREAKY-ASS ALIENS
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i”M GONNA PEE MYSELF tHIS SI MY FAVOURTJIE THING

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
Freedom truck
(Source: guns-and-humor)
im probably gonna stop this little “dumb shit” spam but i just laughed for like ten minutes i probably just added a year to my life

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
I think the words your looking for are “antisocial potato”
(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)
(Source: oceans-of-glory)