If a prancing Thor doesn’t make you feel better then I don’t know what the fuck will.
i hate it when people look at you weird when you use “fuck me” as a curse
like this is it this is you whispering that you want everyone to fuck you
it’s not a curse it’s a proposition and you don’t care who hears because you just can’t contain yourself
All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.
Hif.
(Source: nerdachecakes)
“i just threw up in a glass of water”
sometimes my rp dash hits me on an emotional level
i’m two seconds away from actually crying because i’m jsut imagining you
all “yeah i got this gonna tAKE MY SHIRT OFF REALLY QU—OH goD”
I remember it well, son. The day I proposed to your mother. I got down on one knee, took her hand and said “Rawr means I love u in dinosaur xDDDDDDDDD Rawr!! M4RrY M3!!! SO R4NDOM!!!!! XDDDDDD”
(Source: soudahesreallycool)
-aggressively shakes table-
no stOP I DON’T WANT TO RP WITH YOU THAT’S WHY I DIDN’T REPLY TO THE OTHER THING
-SHAKES TABLE-
ntoehr fuckhignG FluIGI
| i saw vomit on the ground today and I thought of u | ||
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augustinedream |
i think it’s my lifetime goal for this to happen to everyone
