carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

matador more like mataDAMN

(Source: assduet)

9gag:

Melondramatic

friedpanko:

kanyewesticle:

Is there anything you can’t do with a potato

bring back your father

warulv:

No but seriously damn.

(Source: bow-to-my-espeon)

tapdancers:

OH GOD MY SISTER HAD A PLATE OF COOKIES AND I SHOUTED ‘MINE’ AND WENT TO GET ONE BUT MY HAND WAS CURLED INTO A FIST AND I PUNCHED THE  PLATE AND COOKIES WENT EVERYWHERE ADN THE PLATE FLIPPED OFF THE COFFEE TABLE AND SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE A MONSTER OH GOD

fffff i

really want nice photos of my hospital meg cosplay now that the person i always weedle into taking nice photos is back from japan so i can stick them online and get ridiculed

but i’ve just dyed my hair aND IF I CURL IT THE HEAT WILL DESTROY IT

(Source: stabwoundsandneonlights)

i woke up sounding like a cross between richard armitage and an orc

good morning