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title: rise in perfect light
fandom: star trek (reboot);; mentions and reference to mirror!verse
character(s): jim kirk
word count: 712
summary: War is a frenzied chaos, and Jim Kirk is sitting pretty at the top, commanding those at the front to leave no survivors.

all hail the russian queen of everything, including fashion and kicking the shit out of you
also can we plz not talk about anatomy
Title: “Off or Through?”
Rating: Gen, no warnings
Summary: After the events at Beinn Chuirn, Bilbo retreats back to his flat with two bothersomingly fond young men who have a habit of speaking in riddles to each other.
Word count: 509
A/N: I don’t really write fic….at all….but this idea plagued me while I was trying to sleep last night and through my classes today. It’s based off of the Sons of Durin verse (which I hope KivrinEngle won’t mind!), where the little canon-ity comes up a few times that Kili and Fili speak in this odd sort of clipped English. This ended up with Kili eventually not learning proper English until he was around four, because Fili always knew what he wanted without normal speech, and it occasionally comes up, even as young men.
I’m still working my way through the Children of the Lonely Mountain, so apologies if this has been done. Also, there’s a couple of translation notes on the boys’ speech at the end, if you’re curious! …And I’m sorry for my theme, it’s not really fic-compatible and I haven’t got an ao3 account/invite.

oops i accidentally hot dwarf’d
they’re getting out of the barrels or something and kili was probably way too psyched meanwhile you’ve got thorin cursing at everything in the distance because he’s two goddamn seconds away from blowing majestic chunks everywhere
idk maybe i’ll clean it up eventually thEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WET AND LEANING ON ROCKS OR SOMETHING BUT I GOT LAZY AND JUST DREW BOXES FOR KILI’S HANDS
jimmy nesbitt lets everyone know how they bonded & dean o’gorman finds it hilarious // [x]
no but wait one of the funniest things is nearly everyone’s just “gdi jimmy behave yourself for five fucking minutes”
jimmy nesbitt lets everyone know how they bonded & dean o’gorman finds it hilarious // [x]

IF I WAS A DWARF, I WOULD WANT THE MOST MAGNIFICENT BEARD. IT WOULD MAKE PAMBY ELF CHILDREN WEEP. no balin beard tho unfortunately since i don’t think i’m old enough.
non-bearded version/some general comments here if that’s your fancy but it’s okay i won’t tell anyone

I wish I could art, because I think I’d probably be a really tall Dwarf or a Race of Man. And Middle Earth is some kickass shit to project yourself in. This one is kind of weird because it’s Dwarf decoration aND NO BEARD.
It looks a bit more royal than I’d like, but I think that’s because I used the Durin family of manpain as reference along with the Brothers Ri.
The thing about scribbling self portraits is that you look 10000% better than you do in real life.
bearded version here because WHO DOESN’T LOVE BEARDED DWARF LADIES C’MON