hoggoblin:

typefettinge:

dekutrickortree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

dude if someone called me cthulhu as i pet name i would probably marry them

i think these are reversed

(Source: dekutree)